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Third Time's a Charm?
By Jason Sparks | May 7th, 2019

I had a plan in mind when I arrived at Nana Plaza. Keen not to spend too much money going from bar to bar looking for the cutest girl, I had decided to just head to two or three Agogos in particular that I had seen cute girls working at previously or had seen posts on Facebook from the bars where one or two of the girls caught my eye. These were Enter Agogo, a few cute girls on my past visit; Lollipop, had been chatting to a cute girl who worked there on Facebook, and Billboard Agogo where I had previously barfined a cute girl there on three occasions.

Cushion for the Pushing
While checking out a few of the Agogos I found that there were a lot of overweight and chubby girls. In recent years, many people have said that they are noticing more and more heavier girls in Thailand. For most, this is a sign in the lowering of standards in Thailand. It may also well be an attempt to appeal to Indian tourists who apparently prefer heavier girls. However in saying that, at Enter Agogo there were quite a few petite girls and a few cute girls but I had arrived late and they were already "pre-occupied".

What's in a Face?
I decided to head to Billboard Agogo where I had previously barfined a cute girl that I liked on three occasions. I clearly remember that she was a lot of fun, cute and was also really thin which is something I like. I sat down in my usual place right next to the revolving carousel of girls and ordered my usual Jack n' coke. Unfortunately, I was a little disappointed that the staff had not remembered my face as I had visited Billboard Agogo quite regularly over the past few months. On my last visit the staff had remembered my face but not on this occasion. However, I understand that the staff see hundreds of different customers every day.

No Rush...
Sitting on small stools next the carousel rather than on the large sofas gave me a great up close experience. There were a lot of girls that I liked the look of and that looked worth a barfine. I didn’t want to rush pick one to come sit with me and perhaps pick the wrong girl. I was taking my time to really get a good look at the girls before I asked them to come sit next to me. I think it's important when in a Agogo bar to be careful when buying drinks for girls as if you see something sexier later, it can be a little awkward, and a loss of face, to ask one girl to leave so that you can buy drinks for one of her workmates.

Not Fast, You're Last
It was now around 11pm. All this while I was keeping and eye open for the girl that I has barfined on previous occasions. I was unable to see her from where I was sitting so I was thinking that she may have a day off, she may have already went short-time with a customer, in which case she may return soon, or, she may be sitting with another customer somewhere in the bar. Still not wanting to rush my choice of girl, I was taking my time to get a good look at what was on offer. The girls were giving me the eyes and smiles in order to catch my attention. Another reason not to rush my choice is that Billboard Agogo has a "two drinks for the girls if you want them to come down from the carousel policy". Yes, I know! Not a very catchy name for staff policy. At the same time, at the back of my mind I was aware that there were many customers in the bar, including a lot of what looked like Japanese customers, I knew that had to pick quickly or it was possible the big spending Japanese customers may take the best choice of girls.

Out of Sight, Out of Mind
After what felt about 20 or 30 minutes I noticed that there were about 5 or 6 girls that came down a staircase that led to a floor above. This was clearly a staff area where the girls had been resting and waiting for their turn to dance on stage. Many of the girls on the carousel switched places with the girls arriving and headed upstairs. At this point I immediately thought, what is the point of hiding several of your girls out of sight of customers? I'm not sure... but I noticed that the girl I had been waiting for was amongst the girls who had appeared. She took to the stage and I quickly called her to come down and drink with me at the first opportunity.

A Place For Everything and..
After signalling to the staff to confirm that I would be paying for her company in the form of drinks, she quickly came down and was soon bouncing up and down on my lap. Unlike some Thai girls, she continued bouncing on my lap for the next 30 minutes without stopping. Another way that she showed her playful and naughty side was to suck on and lick my ears. She also did this on the previous two visits so it must just be her style. Again wondering if she remembered me from the last visit, I told her that I had previously barfined her on two occasions. However, it was clear she had no memory of this.

The More the Merrier
As with my previous visit I was keen to barfine her as well as another girl. The last time I had barfined her and her friend together, they both were in a playful mood and seemed happy to put in a little extra effort. I suggested to her that I barfine her as well as another girl. She seemed keen and suggested that I barfine a girl that she said was her friend. I had not seen her friend on my previous visits so I decided to take some time to watch her in action.

Falling for You
Having a close look at her friend, it seemed like she was not feeling very well. She always had her hand on her stomach and was not dancing as much. I said to the girl that her friend didn't look well or looked tired but she insisted that she was fine, of course. I suggested that we barfine another workmate of hers that I thought looked quite sexy. She didn't seem keen. I asked her if she didn't like her much and she said yes. Just then it was time for the girls on stage to take a rest. The girls who were hiding upstairs came down to take their place. It was at this point that I noticed that the girl's friend was extremely drunk and not actually sick. She had trouble walking and nearly fell of the stage. I immediately decided that it would not be wise to barfine her friend.

Too Much, Too Quickly
It's at this point that I would like to say I don't like when bars force the overly drunk girls to keep working. I understand that by sending the girls home or by allowing them to sleep off the alcohol means that the bar will be losing one of their money-makers. However, When the girls are too drunk to stand it really is a sad sight. after a short 15 minute rest, the drunk friend was helped back on stage by 2 or 3 workmates. They were keen to make sure that she didn't fall head first off the stage. She grabbed onto one of the dancing poles and propped herself up.

Decisions, Decisions
I ordered a few drinks for the girl sitting with me and suggested that she should drink faster if she wanted more. She didn't seem keen to drink and was keen for me to barfine her as soon as possible. The reason probably, so that she could quickly return to the bar and get another customer to barfine her. Carefully examining the girls on the carousel, I was trying to decided which girl was the sexiest and looked the most fun. There was one girl who kept smiling at me and looked quite friendly. However, I had noticed previously that she kept touching her nose and also that other girls on stage had also been touching her nose quite a lot as if there was something wrong. I decided not to pick her. However as there were more than 15 girls on stage and I was a little drunk it was hard for me to keep track of which girls I had decided to pick and not pick when making my final decision.

What Are They Sniffing?
Keen for me to barfine her and one other girl no matter who it was, the girl encouraged me to make a decision. The night was also getting later and I was thinking it would be cheaper to get the last BTS skytrain home at midnight rather than take a taxi. I decided to pick one the girls to come and sit next to me and my companion. I agreed to pay the two drinks needed to get her to come down from the carousel. When she came down and got a little closer I noticed that she had a lot of white powder around her nostrils and that she was the girl I had decided not to pick as she was always playing with her nose for some reason. The reason was a little clearer now, but I wasn't sure what the white powder was. As the girl wasn't jumping off the ceiling I assumed it was the something similar to the nasal sprays so many Thais are seen using.

No Money, No Honey
The girls finished their drinks and I agreed to pay the barfine and short-time fees for both. The mamasan and bar staff came over and wanted to make sure that I actually wanted to barfine 2 girls. The reason being of course was that it was quite expensive but I knew that beforehand. The price was 3000 baht for short-time per girl, 800 baht barfine per girl and 2000 baht for my drinks bill. All in all around 10,000 baht for a few hours of fun. I paid the bill, the girls went to get changed and we headed out to the short-time rooms nearby.

I Love You Short-time?
Now in the short-time room. The price of the room was about 400 baht for 30minutes. The girls took a shower, but there was no playful and fun antics as there had been before between the girls. This is because they were not close friends. I also took a shower and came out and lay on the bed. The girls got straight to action with the cute girl I liked starting with a BBBJ. I was still a little unsure what the white powder around the nostrils of the second girl was. Thinking too much, I was worried it might be STD related. After a short BBBJ the girls quickly wanted to put on the condom and get to the boom boom. It was at this point that I noticed that the cute girl that I liked seemed to have bleeding gums. Thinking too much, I was not sure if this was a result of the BBBj, gum disease or an STD. I was a little worried as I had gotten sick in the past but never from Billboard Bangkok as of yet. After a 5 minutes or so I decided to start on the next girl. We changed condoms and the cute girl went to the bathroom to wash. Unfortunately, the second girl was resisting my attempts to penetrate and kept trying to move away. I was not happy about this but I was lazy to argue with the girls. I decided then to just finish. Luckily the cute girl agreed to let me CIM but it actually ended up being CIM and COF.

All's Well That Ends Well
Overall, It was quite expensive and I was a little worried about the bleeding gums as I had received a BBBJ. The fact that the second girl was resisting penetration was disappointing. If the girls find their work difficult it would be best if they invested in some KY lube. I don't think the customers should need to carry this around with them. I am very happy that I had the chance to CIM and COF of the cute girl that I had barfined on a few occasions. It is my plan to limit the number of trips to Nana Plaza in the future as it is quite expensive. It's much cheaper to travel to Pattaya where short-times are available for as little as 1000 baht per girl with no barfine fee. Of course, Pattaya is further from my home in Bangkok. Overall I really enjoyed the experience. I think on the next trip to Nana Plaza that I will try a few of the girls at Enter Agogo. On this most recent visit to Billboard Agogo it seemed like there were a lot more petite and athletic girls, which I like. So of course I will definitely be popping in again also.